Virtual Love Affairs


There's a city for each verse in your bible
I see a new way you scurry for survival
Spending all your time talking to people
On AOL, man, you KNOW it aint real

What you gonna do when she flies into your living room
All of those dreams about her fade into the gloom
She lied about her looks - you lied about your tolerance
Now you have to take another blind chance

I don't have any pity for the pain that you suffer
It is your choice to get sucked right under
You don't have to stay in that AOL room
They won't visit you at your AOL tomb

But I'll be making millions with
Virtual cemeteries
Burying your dead asses once and for all!